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WRAP certifications are awarded based upon both internationally and nationally accepted humane workplace standards, local laws, and ethical manufacturing regulations.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Midge Blitz","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":42552182866004,"sku":null,"price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":42552182898772,"sku":null,"price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":42552182931540,"sku":null,"price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL","offer_id":42552182964308,"sku":null,"price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":42552182997076,"sku":null,"price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":42552183029844,"sku":null,"price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1978\/9249\/files\/IMG_2003.jpg?v=1718388181"},{"product_id":"justice-for-cosette-lacerva-t-shirt-in-black-copy","title":"Justice for Cosette LaCerva T-Shirt in Baby Pink","description":"\u003cp\u003eA must have for all Adrianna and Cosette La Cerva apologists, join the Sopranos frenzy but make it cute. 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Is actually a nice heavy canvas material, with sturdy handles.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach bag is screen printed by my own two hands!\u003cbr\u003eAll of my screen printed items are heat set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand wash only is recommended, and air dry to prevent any shrinkage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Girl Blitz","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41605800296532,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1978\/9249\/files\/IMG_2282.jpg?v=1727452406"},{"product_id":"bitch-from-new-jersey-one-inch-button-1","title":"Bitch From New Jersey One Inch Button","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis mini button packs a punch of New Jersey pride and attitude! Show 'em where you're from and what you're about with this sassy and stylish button. Jersey girls don't take shit. 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