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Unisex sizes XS-4XL.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e*WRAP (Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production) is a globally recognized, independent 3rd party certifying body whose mission is to promote ethical, humane and lawful conditions and practices in all manufacturing facilities. Companies accepted into the WRAP organization go through an extensive application process in which manufacturing facilities, working environments, and worker's rights are inspected and approved by the WRAP association. WRAP certifications are awarded based upon both internationally and nationally accepted humane workplace standards, local laws, and ethical manufacturing regulations.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Midge Blitz","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":42552186372180,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":42552186404948,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M","offer_id":42552186437716,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L","offer_id":42552186470484,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL","offer_id":42552186503252,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":42552186536020,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":42552186568788,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1978\/9249\/files\/IMG_2005.jpg?v=1718387733"},{"product_id":"satan-is-alive-and-well-in-new-jersey-t-shirt-in-black","title":"Satan is Alive and Well in New Jersey T-Shirt in Black","description":"\u003cp\u003eEmbrace your inner LaVey with this wicked Satan is Alive and Well T-Shirt. 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WRAP certifications are awarded based upon both internationally and nationally accepted humane workplace standards, local laws, and ethical manufacturing regulations.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Midge Blitz","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":42552182866004,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":42552182898772,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":42552182931540,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL","offer_id":42552182964308,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":42552182997076,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":42552183029844,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1978\/9249\/files\/IMG_2003.jpg?v=1718388181"},{"product_id":"justice-for-cosette-lacerva-t-shirt-in-black-copy","title":"Justice for Cosette LaCerva T-Shirt in Baby Pink","description":"\u003cp\u003eA must have for all Adrianna and Cosette La Cerva apologists, join the Sopranos frenzy but make it cute. She was not crawling under there for warmth!! We demand justice for Cosette!!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach garment is hand screen printed by yours truly! Super soft unisex black tee, made with 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. Shirts are manufactured in ethical WRAP* certified factories. Unisex sizes XS-4XL.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e*WRAP (Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production) is a globally recognized, independent 3rd party certifying body whose mission is to promote ethical, humane and lawful conditions and practices in all manufacturing facilities. Companies accepted into the WRAP organization go through an extensive application process in which manufacturing facilities, working environments, and worker's rights are inspected and approved by the WRAP association. 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Made from durable cotton canvas, this satanic spoof design is perfect for those who love New Jersey and all things devilishly delightful!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\" mce-data-marked=\"1\"\u003eThis canvas\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e tote measures 14 x 16\". Is actually a nice heavy canvas material, with sturdy handles.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach bag is screen printed by my own two hands!\u003cbr\u003eAll of my screen printed items are heat set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand wash only is recommended, and air dry to prevent any shrinkage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Girl Blitz","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41605800296532,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1978\/9249\/files\/IMG_2282.jpg?v=1727452406"},{"product_id":"bitch-from-new-jersey-one-inch-button-1","title":"Bitch From New Jersey One Inch Button","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis mini button packs a punch of New Jersey pride and attitude! Show 'em where you're from and what you're about with this sassy and stylish button. Jersey girls don't take shit. 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Show 'em where you're from and what you're about with this sassy and stylish button. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePS I saw Satan in the Shoprite parking lot.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eButton is one inch and a high quality vibrant print for color a readability. Measures one inch.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Girl Blitz","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41824821215316,"sku":null,"price":2.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1978\/9249\/files\/IMG_2376.jpg?v=1737154886"},{"product_id":"satan-is-alive-and-well-in-new-jersey-keychain-bottle-opener","title":"Satan is Alive and Well in New Jersey Keychain Bottle Opener","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis keychain packs a punch of New Jersey pride and attitude!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePS I saw Satan in the Shoprite parking lot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ProductDescriptionTab__Text-zs72ji-2 ProductDescriptionTab__MeasureText-zs72ji-3 jdWdBG hTLmPC\" aria-hidden=\"true\" data-test-id=\"measure-description\"\u003e2.25 inch keychain of my original design, vibrant print protected by mylar and bottle opener on the back. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Midge Blitz","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41824821248084,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1978\/9249\/files\/IMG_2359.jpg?v=1737155009"},{"product_id":"satan-is-alive-and-well-in-new-jersey-magnet","title":"Satan is Alive and Well in New Jersey Magnet","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis magnet packs a punch of New Jersey pride and attitude!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePS I saw Satan in the Shoprite parking lot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e2.25 inch round magnet of my original design, vibrant print protected by mylar and magnet secured on back. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Midge Blitz","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41832379940948,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1978\/9249\/files\/IMG_2446.jpg?v=1737490778"},{"product_id":"they-hate-to-see-a-b-from-new-jersey-winning-sparkle-vinyl-sticker","title":"They Hate to See a Bitch From New Jersey Winning Sparkle Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003ePerfect for showing off your much deserved New Jersey pride. They HATE to see it! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVinyl sparkle sticker measures 4x4 round. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ePrinted on mega waterproof vinyl. Perfect for whatever you wanna stick it on, bumpers, laptops, cars, bikes, helmets, ect. These puppies are durable as ever! They can withstand water, wind, sunlight, and even the dishwasher, so they're also great for water bottles and thermoses. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Midge Blitz","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45632168755284,"sku":null,"price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1978\/9249\/files\/IMG_3802.jpg?v=1776280763"},{"product_id":"satan-is-alive-and-well-in-new-jersey-vinyl-sticker","title":"Satan is Alive and Well in New Jersey Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis vinyl sticker packs a punch of New Jersey pride and attitude! This is a spoof on the Anton LaVey San Francisco design. 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They can withstand water, wind, sunlight, and even the dishwasher, so they're also great for water bottles and thermoses. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Midge Blitz","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45632168886356,"sku":null,"price":7.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1978\/9249\/files\/IMG_3811.jpg?v=1776281315"},{"product_id":"they-hate-to-see-a-b-from-nj-winning-fridge-magnet","title":"They Hate to See a B from NJ Winning Fridge Magnet","description":"\u003cp\u003eTHEY HATE TO SEE IT! Let them know who not to f with! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeasures 2.25 inches. Magnet affixed on back. High quality print for extra vibrancy. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Midge Blitz","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46064515121236,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1978\/9249\/files\/IMG_3884.jpg?v=1776973680"},{"product_id":"they-hate-to-see-a-witch-from-new-jersey-winning-sparkle-vinyl-sticker","title":"They Hate to See a Witch From New Jersey Winning Sparkle Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003ePerfect for showing off your much deserved New Jersey pride. They HATE to see it! Especially WITCHES!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVinyl sparkle sticker measures 4x4 round. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ePrinted on mega waterproof vinyl. Perfect for whatever you wanna stick it on, bumpers, laptops, cars, bikes, helmets, ect. These puppies are durable as ever! They can withstand water, wind, sunlight, and even the dishwasher, so they're also great for water bottles and thermoses. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Midge Blitz","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46607997501524,"sku":null,"price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1978\/9249\/files\/IMG_3907.jpg?v=1777659315"},{"product_id":"they-hate-to-see-a-witch-from-nj-winning-fridge-magnet","title":"They Hate to See a Witch from NJ Winning Fridge Magnet","description":"\u003cp\u003eTHEY HATE TO SEE IT! Especially if you're a WITCH! Let them know who not to f with! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeasures 2.25 inches. Magnet affixed on back. High quality print for extra vibrancy. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Midge Blitz","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46608621502548,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1978\/9249\/files\/IMG_3840.jpg?v=1777659536"},{"product_id":"the-hate-to-see-a-witch-from-new-jersey-winning-keychain-bottle-opener","title":"The Hate to See a Witch from New Jersey Winning Keychain Bottle Opener","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis handy keychain bottle opener is perfect for showing your hometown pride with the 'Bitch from New Jersey' keychain, and crack open a cold one with attitude!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"ProductDescriptionTab__Text-zs72ji-2 ProductDescriptionTab__MeasureText-zs72ji-3 jdWdBG hTLmPC\" aria-hidden=\"true\" data-test-id=\"measure-description\"\u003eTHEY HATE TO SEE A WITCH FROM NEW JERSEY WINNING!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"ProductDescriptionTab__Text-zs72ji-2 ProductDescriptionTab__MeasureText-zs72ji-3 jdWdBG hTLmPC\" aria-hidden=\"true\" data-test-id=\"measure-description\"\u003e2.25 inch keychain of my original design, vibrant print protected by mylar and bottle opener on the back. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Midge Blitz","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46608744218708,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1978\/9249\/files\/IMG_3833.jpg?v=1777659627"},{"product_id":"they-hate-to-see-a-witch-from-new-jersey-one-inch-button","title":"They hate to see a Witch from New Jersey One Inch Button","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis mini button packs a punch of New Jersey pride and attitude! 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