You Can't Hurt Me I Ride New Jersey Transit Keychain Bottle Opener
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Crack open a cold one, but maybe not on the bus. Or maybe do. I didn't see shit. Weather you're a bus, rail, or god forbid...THE LIGHT RAIL aficionado, this keychain is for you! Let them know who not to f with!
Keychain measures 2.25 inches. Bottle opener on back. High quality print for extra vibrancy.
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